Because I can tell you right now: a lot of you are fooling yourselves. I know it's hard to hear, and I know it's unpleasant. But the reality of it is, you're probably not a child of the main Olympians, even if you wish you were. You're DEFINITELY not a child of Artemis or Hestia or Hera, either.

So, anyone 'round these parts who has their head on straight and understands this basic fact? (The basic fact being that they, more than likely, come from the parent of a minor god.)

(Daughter, more than likely, of Hormes. No, that's not a typo.)