So my 2nd Olympian Grandma, Hera, turned me into a dog today. She put a huge chocolate bar in front of me. I was stupid enough to start smelling it. I was about to bite it when I remembered that dogs can't eat chocolate.

Gods, I hate Hera.

Hades and Poseidon got mad at ME, of all the other Apollo kids. Poseidon is mad at dad for eating fish sticks in the middle of an Olympian meeting. Hades got mad because dad made fun of his new throne.

So Poseidon sent sharks to camp when I went canoeing there yesterday and and Hades sent all 3 furies.